meteor mtg card Shivan - Remastered choose an artifact or land that player controls Magic the Gathering [038] PLANESHIFT

While I still think it's too big for typical backpack use, if you do choose to carry it around in a backpack it should survive without a problem

Lolths ultimate ensures your opponents always lose at least 8 life whenever your creatures deal combat damage to them

The blue-red deck is led by Mizzix of the Izmagnus, an Izzet goblin named in the grand Izzet tradition of throwing the last tiles in your Scrabble rack on the board and hoping your opponent doesnt grab the dictionary

If you can find a way to evade the game loss trigger (such as with Platinum AngelPlatinum Angel or Sundial of the InfiniteSundial of the Infinite) you get to keep a bunch of randomly indestructible creatures